You too can start your very own SWAMPARTY! Join THE SWAMP. Get that D.C. feeling right in your own HOME! Who would have believed it! FEAR AND LOATHING IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD! Hurry while they last! Just send in your SWAMP VOUCHER and your CoPay-A-LOT to get your "How to SWAMPIT Kit!

"ALL I DO IS PRAY THAT THE LORD ABOVE WILL LET ME, WALK IN THE SUN ONCE MORE

Season 2 Episode 0STORMY WEATHER!

         SwampDUCK * Pool Floatie Sales * GO VERTICAL Swamp Waters Rise! 

ROXY ROX turns off the TV. She is tired of the same SWAMPKIT Commercial on all the channels all the time. She listens to her favorite song and looks out the window as the rain comes down in sheets. Keeps raining all the time

bump_bump

SwampDUCK Floatie Toy

YODI, is the Trio ready in the Trojan Duck?

BUY ONE NOW & Save your butt! The Swamp SLIME Creatures are underwater Butt Eaters!! And the Swamp Water is rising fast!
SAUCY TRIO hiding in Fake Duck. Moving in on SWAMPDROOD TROLL FARM!
All set ROXY. Be careful! The woods are haunted and it's going to get STORMY!
Saucy Trio chills in TROJAN DUCK diggin' SKYNYRD Waiting for signal to invade
SWAMPDROOD. Swamp BREEDER!

YODI warns GO SPACE KITTY! Don't trust HAUNTED WOODS!

That evil dastardly
devil! BUMP is flooding the swamp breeding swamp things!
Keep flooding the swamp BaDunka dear.

Yes Daddy.

I don't think little big girls should Go walking in these Spooky Old Woods ALONE...
Flash! Uh oh!
BUMP: HA HA! She
flew right into the Time Space TRAP!
GO SPACE KITTY will never get out ALIVE!
HURRY! Everybody SING! The L.A. GIRL song or GO SPACE KITTY! Will meet her DOOM in the Haunted Woods where everything REAL is FAKE Forest Swamp!

bump_bump

bump_bump

Add Text Here...

Listen BUMP it's in the press! She's gonna sing like a CANARY! She's gonna snitch. She's gonna squeal, tell all the DIRT! Devastating effect Mussolini! Listen Bonito, keep your rockets in your pockets. Let's not go COCO PUFFS here ok! She's gonna RAT YOU OUT BUMP! She's gonna inform the authorities about your illicit criminal LIFE BUMP! Then everybody is going to jump on LIKE A MOSH PIT . Then you- MOSH MASH MUSH POTATO! Then they're all gonna jump on, pile up and say ME TOO! And STORMY WEATHER, she's gonna SING SING SING.

SING SING SING  Benny Goodman

DANCE Fred Astair & Ginger Rogers

BREAKING NEWS: Hot shot L.A. attorney JAMES DEENO hits media with scalding predictions about BUMP HANKY PANKY.
Will JIMMY CALIFORNIA and STORMY WEATHER make BUMP tell the truth? Will SAUCY TRIO invade SWAMPDROOD Swamp Breeder? Will GO SPACE KITTY escape the alternate time space reality on the way to grandmas house? Will she stop BUMP from FLOODING THE SWAMP to save the HUMANS again? EGADS!! Storms on every front! Storms in the Haunted Woods. Storms in the HEART and MIND! BUT! The question everybody is asking: "Will STORMY WEATHER sing like a Canary? Tune in DON'T MISS the next Episode of GO SPACE KITTY! The Constitution Kitty.
Daddy Daddy! The bad NEWS PEOPLE are telling everybody the truth again!
BaDunka BUMP (Bump's daughter) is unimpressed with her daddy.

Published April 13th 2018  FLOOD THE SWAMP