The SECRET POWER POTION published August 12th 2017
GO SPACE KITTY searches the Universe all night long for the Real Fake Bump. No luck amidst the billions of fake decoy bump_bumps!
It'll be a long day at "The Times".
ROXY ROX wonders why the Editor in Chief doesn't see that number one is one and two is two.
CHIEF: Roxy. We need a big feature on the second amendment; the right to bear arms.
ROXY: Got a great idea Chief! We do a big feature after a lead-in story on the first amendment!
ROXY begins series of articles on The Constitution.
Meanwhile Atlanta. Sassy Cassy Cat gets red alert call in party hat device. Diva Cassy takes a bow and leaves.
Sassy Cassy Cat follows funny fake bump to SLUDGE & SCUM INC.
Strange noise under the floor.
Something's wrong! 3 BUMPS! and 2 SOUND FUNNY!
EGADS! It can only be that bumbling idiot cousin of Victor D. Bump, THE SLUDGE KING!
Inside the HAT_Ring_Ring!
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
or the right of the people peaceably to assemble,
and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
or abridging the
freedom of speech
or the press;r the press;
A sinister gas leak renders ROXY unconscious!
Tune in for the next episode of GO SPACE KITTY Science Fiction Magazine to see if the bad scum EVIL DR. VICTOR D. BUMP puts an end to our favorite KITTY Super Hero!
ROXY starts with the First Amendment. She types:First Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
Can anybody be a REAL PAL and find GO SPACE KITTY!
Who will save the humans if Bump goes BOOM!
Noboby can save you now GO SPACE KITTY!
Finish her off before that DOG and TURTLE
Woof woof! Hey everybody just stay together like brothers; like REAL PALS.
"A Friend loves at all times,
And a brother is born for a time of adversity."
Catnip the TURTLE gets a message on the hotline from INTERNATIONAL BFF BENTLEY, who got the call from PUDDLES Chicago Chief of Purrlice!
CATNIP the Turtle:
I must make more POWER POTION!
I must keep it
Able to smote vile villains in
A SINGLE POUNCE!
Is it a DRONE? Is it a DREAM?
More powerful than KING KONG!